haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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