i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
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