Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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