shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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