Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
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