trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
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