oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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