with your own penis?
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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