Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
