She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
Randomize
