whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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