Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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