Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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