I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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