people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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