mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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