oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Just invented taco cereal.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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