Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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