I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
The adults are the big ones right?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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