yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Everclear isn't food dammit
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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