I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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