is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
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