Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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