you guys were way drunker than both of me
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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