I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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