Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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