he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
