if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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