there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Randomize
