wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
he quoted the bible to break up with me
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
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