He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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