Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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