I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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