What a fucking waste of an outfit
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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