Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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