There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Randomize
