Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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