Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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