Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I don't deserve a penis
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Randomize