The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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