Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
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