Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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