So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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