New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
That accounts for only three of the penises
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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