i may or may not be watching the land before time
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
he thought i was a dude.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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