It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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