Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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