i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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