Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
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