i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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