We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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