Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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